

Pimps? Those guys are killers! They dress nice, though. My father’s still alive and I never buy him anything. Mother goes to a seance every Friday night since my father died just so she can still yell at him. I’m an idea man Chuck, I get ideas, sometimes I get so many ideas that I can’t even fight them off! I wanted one of these, but this one’s better ‘cuz I didn’t have to pay for it! Well, you want me to look good,don’t you? How long are you going to be on that thing? Hold the phone, hold the phone! Edible paper! You eat it, it’s gone… you eat it, it’s outta there! No more garbage! He: She sells cowboy hats She: the man was in his underwear He: And cowboy underwear (Flips the bird to the police driving beside them) We got teenage girls in here!!įeed the mayo to the tuna fish. Look, (motions to the window) tinted windows. Yeah I can turn it up, I can turn it down, I switch it from the front to the back. Bill is in a hurry so he doesn’t miss his tennis lesson.Ĭhuck (yelling): If you do not give me my old life back, if you go back in there and keep making demands, you are going to play tennis WITH GOD! Trim that!īill (Michael Keaton) and Chuck (Henry Winkler) are at the DA’s office trying to get out of trouble when Bill gets the idea that they can blackmail the Mayor and still keep the game going. You don’t care about what happens to the Girl Scouts of America…America. You don’t care about what happens to Belinda. The windows? 2: Glass? 3: Well, yeah.Īll you ever think about is yourself. The windows?ġ: You see this dash? Solid gold. (sex club owner)How hard is it to pass out towels, numbnuts? (Bill)Well, it’s a skill like anything else.ġ: You see this dash? Solid gold. (1) Tonight? Why don’t you run into bed? Maybe you’ll lose some pounds along the way. (1)How hard is it to pass out towels, numbnuts? (2)Well, it’s a skill like anything else. Hello, this is Chuck to remind Bill to shut up! (1) I’m telling you to shut up! I’ll tell your recorder so that you don’t forget. (1)Could you do me a favor? Would you please shut up?! (1) While we sit here and idealy chat, there are women, female human beings, rolling around with strange men in strange beds and we are making money from that! (2) Is this a great country, or what? (1) Well, let me know if you change your mind. (1) What’s in here? Just stiffs and stuff?


(1)Ĝhuck, what are you, like, getting a haircut? (2) Like the French when Lindberg landed.
